Filed Under (Work, Hula) by `Alohilani on November-11-2007

let’s see… since i last wrote i have been camping, my mom turned 50, had an interview, and been in the hospital a few more times. as for the interview, it would have been a pretty neat job but i would have been making min. wage with no expenses paid. that means i would have been stuck at home. which is really not why i didn’t take the job, it was more that the organization was a little unstable. i don’t understand why the only employers interested in me are the shady ones. current count: over 200 applications = 2 interviews.

as far as being in the hospital (ER) EVERY WEEK FOR 5 WEEKS?!?!? same story.

on the bright side of life, a new movie just came out on DVD… Hula Girls! now don’t get too excited… it’s in Japanese. kind of like Crouching Tiger meets Merrie Monarch? LOL!  anyways, it’s supposed to be a feel-good film about Japanese hula girls. although there will be subtitles, maybe the dancing will be cool so i’m ordering it today. will let you know how it is.



Filed Under (Uncategorized) by `Alohilani on October-24-2007

migraines are kicking my butt. i have been in the hospital (usually ER) at least one time every week for the last month. they are really getting to know me in the hospital. it’s kinda good in a way because the nurses that know me have started bringing me warm blankets and whatever i need while i’m there. anyways, i am looking for a specialist somewhere other than nacanowhere, so if you have any suggestions please let me know. other than my head exploding i’m still looking for a job. although even if i had one i’m not sure how i would keep it when i get major, mind-blowing headaches every week. maybe i’ll get something part time in town until some doctor fixes me.  too bad Dr. House isn’t available. but then isn’t McDreamy a neuro-surgeon?  hmm…



Filed Under (Work) by `Alohilani on October-3-2007

sitting here waiting on an email… seriously how long does it take to press send? right now i’m working on my aunt’s website for her company and i am waiting for the hosting helpdesk to email me the new password. so i’m stuck until then.

last three days i have had the worst migraine. went to the hospital and everything.  i have been having migraine problems ever since i worked at the blood center. (too much stress). i know it is all from stress, just can’t make myself not worry about everything.  but i think i am pumped full of enough narcotics to keep me pain free for awhile.

ah-ha! got the email!



Filed Under (Uncategorized) by `Alohilani on October-1-2007

… to say that “I’m back” (as to writing in this blog) would imply that I have actually left and gone somewhere. but i have done neither. i am still in the same hell-hole i was four months ago and still in the same pathetic, depressing situation. four months without a job, four months living at home with the parents.

things only get worse each day. i used to be able to say “well, at least i have hula”, but i don’t have the money to travel every weekend for practice and honestly, i have some “health problems” that are making it hard for me to even dance. so no hula.

four months, 100’s of applications and resumes = 1 interview with a illigitimate (sp?) “organization”. 1 interview in four months!!! and to explain a little further… the job was advertised as a position with Texas A&M and even used A&M’s online appllication thingy. however, it turned out to be a ”non-profit” that leases office space owned by TAMU and the organization is not even ligit. There are only two people in the whole thing and all they do is sell memberships (to something?). needless to say, i do not count that as an interview. 

most recently, there is a rumor going around that my last boss at the blood place has been giving me a bad rap when people call her about me. she’s is most definately not listed as a reference, but they always call the last employer anyways. how to get around this, i don’t know.

well, i am going to try to write here more often, as in every day but i am not promising it will be interesting.

peace.



Filed Under (Flying) by `Alohilani on August-1-2007

just heard this on the news right now…

an airline (the one i was going to work for recently) issued apologies to customers in regards to all the canceled flights they had last week.  - side note… the “word on the street” is that the reason flights were cancelled was due to pilots calling in sick in protest to the airline not paying them due overtime. - anyways, according to the news the airline plans to cut down on the amount of flights this coming month (i.e. just not offer them as apposed to cancelling them). they are also calling in furloughed pilots and hiring more pilots. less flights and more pilots…hmm, sound familiar? just wondering… am i missing something?



Filed Under (Friends) by `Alohilani on July-30-2007

threw my cell phone out the window into the woods yesterday. i guess i was mad at it. kind of dramatic, i know, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. you see, yesterday i found out my boyfriend of 1.5 year(s) (on and off) has been cheating on me for some time now. and the girl has been calling me and hanging up (mature) and then she started posting things on my myspace. - reason #76 why i hate myspace. anyways, i decided to change my number and somehow that resulted in me throwing my cell out the window of a moving car. don’t worry though - my mom and i combed the woods this morning and found it. i did get a new number, though.  i will be staying in touch. oh, and i went to the dr. this morning and i have vertigo. so on top of life sucking right now, i can’t even tell which way is up… literally. all i can say, is praise God for Xanax!



Filed Under (Work, Flying) by `Alohilani on July-26-2007

over the past couple of years, the airline industry has started to bounce-back… many have crawled out of bankruptcy and all have “restructured” contracts with their employees as a method of self-preservation. the future’s so bright, you gotta wear shades. or at least that’s what they want you to think. the spike in hiring over the last few years is evident of better days to come… but for who?

it is definately not going to be better for the pilots and flight attendants. here is how i found out the truth…

with previous flight attendant (FA) experience, i turned back to the industry after figuring out desk jobs are just not for me. i missed the excitement, ever-changing atmosphere of working day to day flights, and of course i missed the travel. of course, from my previous experience with two prominent airlines, i knew the reality of the once glamorous career. needless to say, i was not jumping back in with my eyes closed… or so i thought.

the long list of airlines currently hiring FA’s pretty much leaves the decision up to you. which airline is the best to work for? an endless debate. so, i picked the one i most respected, had previous experience with, and obviously paid more.

the interview: different than before. perhaps a result of restructuring? whatever the cause, this time it was a piece of cake. what happened to the relentless screening, poke-prodding and psyc analisis from the past? who cares, i got in. so did a few other people. at the end of the process, they give you some paperwork and tell you that training will start in 4-6 weeks after your background check is clear. “don’t call us, we’ll call you” routine.

the wait: so i’m thinking that the whole 4-6 week bit is just to keep you patient for a little while. surely it won’t take that long to get you in a training class. i quit applying for other jobs and settled in for a long winter’s nap. the first week seemed promising. i spent every day on the phone with their background-verifying-people (outsourced to a different company). i sent them over 20 references, literally, and even had to fax them every W-2 form from every single job i have ever had… from my whole life. i had to get references for any periods of time i wasn’t working… even from when i was in high school.  but alas, i thought progress was being made. hopefully it wouldn’t be long before training started.

3 weeks later: hmm, shouldn’t i be doing something? oh yeah, TRAINING!!! so i start to get a little nervous and decide to call the airline. they assure me that they are still working to get me in a class and they are still waiting on my background check to come back. ok, ok… i ‘ll wait.

4 1/2 weeks later: called again. same answer, they are still working on my background check and once it is completed they will send me for a physical (their dr.’s) and then they will place me in a class. still waiting on my background check? man, it didn’t take me that long to get security clearance at NASA!!! so, i start to think something fishy is going on here.

research: i start emailing folks i know and jump on the www to see if there are others like me out there. one good thing about FA is they network like crazy. just google it and billions of forums, blogs, news boards, etc. pop up. once you weed out the trash, there are a ton of legite sites out there about FA. it turns out there are many people like me… sitting at home by the phone just waiting for this airline to call. some have been waiting months. months and months. in fact, i find very few that have actually been assigned a training date and even then it is far in the future. so i start to wonder about the other airlines that are hiring. what’s their story? so i start talking to friends in the industry and of course turn to the www network. the top airlines (all of whom are hiring) are full to capacity on trainees and aren’t even promising to train new hires until sometime next year.

just how many of us (new-FA hopefuls) are there out there? it turns out that my airline has hired 600+ last fall and will hire up to 1500 during this year alone. with no increases in flights (or very little) where are they putting these people?

the lie: when you interview they promise you a yearly salary of around $17k. that’s at $17ish an hour for flights with a guarantee of x# of hours. (the average is 75-80 hrs per month). at first this sounds scary, but they tell you about yearly increases and if you want to pick up more flight hours you can. from previous experience, i know that i am going to be poor and probably have to live in a crash pad for the first few years.

the truth: logic kicks in and tells you that an increase in workers and a decrease in working hours does not add up. the truth is, $17k a year is a pipe dream compared to what you will actually be taking home. imagine living on $300-$400 per month! that’s IF you get your promised minumum number of hours. not to mention you have to take out fees for union dues, insurance, uniforms, etc. the truth is a single-income household can not survive on that salary. i’ve talked to FA’s that are down to one meal a day in order to save money. they have been living in a 2BR apartment with 8 people for the last 5 years! and they are just holding on until they can get a better job. the truth is, only well-established Mrs./Mr. SugarDaddies can afford to be FA’s. Those only willing to work 20 hours a month and only care about flight privileges. adding more hours to your month is simply not an option due to the vast amount of FA’s fighting for more hours. so when you compare their salary to a 40hr/week worker… they are getting paid less $5.00/hour.

who’s the best airline? it turns out that mine has the better contracts. other airlines have not given yearly increases in almost 10 years. and when they do, the contract changes and the FA’s get short-changed. as far as reserve? in the interview/training getting off reserve takes about 2 years. reality is it could take up to 10 years, depending on the airline and hub. one airline, a very popular cheap-fares company, is paving the way for an even more decrease in available hours. they were recently awarded an exception from the FAA that allows them to substitute pilots for FA’s at certain points. other airlines are expected to follow this practice. so now there are more FA’s than flights and even pilots can take your job?

conclusion: airlines are hiring thousands of FA’s so that they can pay them less (per person) and even go as far as denying benefits due to working only a small amount of hours. the newly restructured airlines are completely destroying an American livelihood.

so what about me? everything in me is telling me to call the airline and tell them where they can stick it. the other part of me is saying wait for them to call and then tell them where they can stick it. regardless, i refuse to work under these conditions. so it’s back to the drawing board. right now i am still mourning the loss of my dream. long gone is the glamorous life of the flight attendant. it is extinct. i am so disgusted with the industry that i am tempted to drive, take a train, board a boat, or even walk everywhere i go. third times the charm? let just say it took three times to figure out that i was simply not meant to fly.



Filed Under (Funny) by `Alohilani on July-24-2007

so don’t read this unless you have already seen the movie Transformers…

when i was a child i absolutely loved Transformers. i had all the cartoons, but none of the toys. i was onle allowed to have “girl toys” and Transformers, He-Man, and the like were just not girlie enough for my parents. (of course, i had every Barbie known to man). anyways, my cousin that was only a month younger than me and more like a brother, he had every single Transform toy and accessory that ever came out. when i went to his house, we always had to play Transformers… he, of course, got to be Optimus Prime and ALL the other guys, good and bad. the only one i was allowed to play with was Bubblebee. he said it was the only girl Transformer and I went along. this memory has stuck in my head for years. although i resented having to be the smallest Transformer, i soon grew to love Bubblebee as my alter ego.

so i saw the movie tonight. a friend had told me earlier that Bubblebee died and so i wasn’t really looking forward to seeing it. as you know, HE doesn’t die but there are some close calls. of course every time something bad happens to Bubblebee, I think that “this is when he dies!”… so every time something bad happened to him, i bust out in tears.

Yes, that’s me crying during Transformers.



Filed Under (Random) by `Alohilani on July-18-2007

it really is amazing how you can be so busy doing nothing all day.  but i really do-do stuff! like right now i’m getting ready for Mahina’s housewarming, normally you would think that wouldn’t be such a chore. but when you are bored and maybe a little obsessive compulsive, everything becomes super detailed. lately, i’ve been so strung out on adrenaline, mixed with changing my meds, that i hardly eat or sleep. the not eating thing is good, but i’m not digging the no sleep. last night/this morning i slept ONE hour!!! (probably the reason i’m babbling right now). i’m not even tired! i could most definately run a marathon right now and i’ve never ran more than 2 miles in my life. poor bandit is exhausted from staying up with me as well.  ok, just realized how much i am babbling, so i’m going to cut this off. sorry for the jibber-jabber…



Filed Under (Funny) by `Alohilani on July-10-2007

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
- (some random guy)